Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
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BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I had to cum in my sink.
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