Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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