i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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