so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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