I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
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True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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