i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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