Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
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That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
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His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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