ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
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And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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