blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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