i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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