1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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