if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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