For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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