the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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