Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Randomize
