Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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