She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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