so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Can you repeat that, but with context?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Randomize
