i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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