We should be called the Road Head Warriors
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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