Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
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He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
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So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Will exercising make me less horny?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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