i would punch a child for taco bell
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
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I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
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He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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