Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
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Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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