Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
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Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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