WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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