what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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