Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
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I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
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Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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