I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize
