He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
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Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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