He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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