idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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