I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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