Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
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