I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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