Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
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if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
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I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Sorry about my life...
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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