guys are only as good as the porn they watch
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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