I saw his package. It spoke to me.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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