I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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