Duck Duck Cougar?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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