remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
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I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I see more hoeing in ur future
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