Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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