It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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