We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
time to smoke my breakfast
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Couch. On fire.
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