We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
