Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?