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(614): View more from Ohio

shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way

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(614): shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way http://tfl.nu/s2k7

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(734): View more from Michigan

Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.

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(734): Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work. http://tfl.nu/ms2h

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(843): View more from South Carolina

did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?

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(843): did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity? http://tfl.nu/ve53

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.

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(612): Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment. http://tfl.nu/63yr

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important

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(603): you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important http://tfl.nu/xvgc

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(787): View more from Puerto Rico

He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.

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(787): He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him. http://tfl.nu/klex

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(678): View more from Georgia

Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out

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(678): Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out http://tfl.nu/g5nx

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"

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(215): I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!" http://tfl.nu/0rpe

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.

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(304): I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck. http://tfl.nu/h7qy

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(616): View more from Michigan

I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.

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(616): I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit. http://tfl.nu/as8y

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.

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Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.

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(803): I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had. (304): Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little. http://tfl.nu/dkf0

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.

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(604): I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants. http://tfl.nu/vm67

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(425): View more from Washington

I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win

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(425): I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win http://tfl.nu/52ex

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(937): View more from Ohio

I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.

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(937): I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it. http://tfl.nu/ozbd

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(585): View more from New York

my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school

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(585): my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school http://tfl.nu/80pu

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