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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.

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• (940): View more from Texas

  He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?

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• (845): View more from New York

  He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers

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