Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice