no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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