Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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