operation harelip BJ is a go
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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