i don't like sucking hair
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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