Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
We have so much sex to catch up on
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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