So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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