his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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