kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
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i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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