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So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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